Associating hunger with fear
Monday, May 08, 2006
Why can't he be more like Mayor McCheese? Also... why is this $45? Don't they understand that I can't jusify smelling like cookies for more than maybe 20 dollars? I absolutely need to make other people hungry when I sit near them, and when they get close I yell RAPE! RAPIST! SOMEBODY HELP ME! Haha, that'd be great. Except if you are unfortunately the victim of a real rape.. in that case you probably think I'm worse than Hitler. That's totally fine with me.
You know, everything I want should be free... or jusifiable. And no, changing my wants to things like "sunny days and life-saving anti-biotics" isn't a realistic alternative solution.
