Science says I'm not an asshole
Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Revenge: do it for society.
Altruistic punishment may be the glue that keeps societies together.
I honestly think this is the best thing I've heard since a doctor once told me drinking alcohol makes you smarter. Except that turned out not to be true. Now I don't trust anyone with a t-shirt that says "yes, I'm really a doctor"... you've ruined it for everyone! So that makes this the one and only actual time then. Still, pretty damn good.
Maybe I should make a new list on my 43 things, like My Name Is Earl. Only instead of making right all the things I did wrong... it'll be a list of all the people I have to find and let the air our of their tires/post naked pictures of them on the internet/punch in the face. Thank you, National Geographic!
5 Comments:
when are you going to show us your things?
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Anonymous, 9:40 PM
Anonymous, 9:40 PM
And brain scan dude's tiny ears are creepy.
commented by , 9:42 PM
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commented by , 9:42 PM
unless you mean show you my 43 "things" list, the answer is never. this isn't a peep show!
but i'll think about the first one.
but i'll think about the first one.
yea...that came out creepier then it should have.
commented by , 7:49 PM



