Andrea is a frostitute
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Sometimes I think my friend Andrea is probably the most entertaining person on earth. Every time I get a facebook message from her I piss myself just a little. She finally saw Superbad at my place last Friday night, and basically for some reason we simultaneously agreed we needed to become superbad cops. So I get this today... oh and you should know that Andrea owns a gun. A pellet gun.. but you know, she thinks she's "the shit" now hahaha.
Andrea: "OK so when do you want to begin this idea of becoming superbad cops? You were serious right?
I got a spray tan for it......"
Ann-Marie: "I heard all you need to graduate superbad cop school is buying a gun and those reflective sunglasses. You're halfway there!! Yeah I'm serious, I already bought assless chaps... I hope we needed those."
It's probably just me but whatever, I don't say it often enough how much fun it is to know each other. And I was only half kidding about becoming superbad cops.. I think we totally should.
I'll just end this post with a joke Andrea wrote on my wall earlier this week, just for the irony that I am actually calling her hilarious.
"What do you call a hooker from Alaska???? A FROSTITUTE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO RIDICULOUSLY HILARIOUS!!!"
I imagine that would look something like this...
If that doesn't remind Alaska that they hate me ....
..there we go.
Labels: convo, mango chicken, senile agitation
