Hahaha
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Said today.....Ann to 3 year old girl: Oh wow, look how high you can jump!
Girl: Yes I am high.
By the way, can someone can tell me what is wrong with this ad? Here's a hint: it has something to do with plastic, balls, and infants.
Labels: convo
Andrea is a frostitute
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Sometimes I think my friend Andrea is probably the most entertaining person on earth. Every time I get a facebook message from her I piss myself just a little. She finally saw Superbad at my place last Friday night, and basically for some reason we simultaneously agreed we needed to become superbad cops. So I get this today... oh and you should know that Andrea owns a gun. A pellet gun.. but you know, she thinks she's "the shit" now hahaha.
Andrea: "OK so when do you want to begin this idea of becoming superbad cops? You were serious right?
I got a spray tan for it......"
Ann-Marie: "I heard all you need to graduate superbad cop school is buying a gun and those reflective sunglasses. You're halfway there!! Yeah I'm serious, I already bought assless chaps... I hope we needed those."
It's probably just me but whatever, I don't say it often enough how much fun it is to know each other. And I was only half kidding about becoming superbad cops.. I think we totally should.
I'll just end this post with a joke Andrea wrote on my wall earlier this week, just for the irony that I am actually calling her hilarious.
"What do you call a hooker from Alaska???? A FROSTITUTE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO RIDICULOUSLY HILARIOUS!!!"
I imagine that would look something like this...
If that doesn't remind Alaska that they hate me ....
..there we go.
Labels: convo, mango chicken, senile agitation
testing my iSight
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
So Andrea sends me a pic of her crack mouth aka no front teeth, as she is getting her bridge replaced today. I, clearly, will have nightmares about this but I'm not going to post a picture so you'll just have to trust me. Anyway I wanted her to feel better since she can't eat so I photogoof'd myself.
ann.marie says:
dont feel bad, i think i have an eye problem
Andrea says:
eye ?
what is going on
ann.marie says:
here i'll show you
Successfully sent Photo 4.jpg
Andrea says:
ummmm i think u should get some one to look at that
seriously
ann.marie says:
do you think there's something wrong?
Andrea says:
yes
for the love of god yes!!!
ann.marie says:
ya i just woke up today and it was oozing.
Andrea says:
omg!!!!!!!! I THINK UR GOING BLIND
ann.marie says:
it just fell out.. should i go to the hospital?
hold on im going to put this in a baggie
Andrea says:
ummmm baggie AND HOSPITAL
ann.marie says:
i knew i shouldn't have filled my glaucoma prescription from the back of a van
ann.marie says:
dont feel bad, i think i have an eye problem
Andrea says:
eye ?
what is going on
ann.marie says:
here i'll show you
Successfully sent Photo 4.jpg
Andrea says:
ummmm i think u should get some one to look at that
seriously
ann.marie says:
do you think there's something wrong?
Andrea says:
yes
for the love of god yes!!!
ann.marie says:
ya i just woke up today and it was oozing.
Andrea says:
omg!!!!!!!! I THINK UR GOING BLIND
ann.marie says:
it just fell out.. should i go to the hospital?
hold on im going to put this in a baggie
Andrea says:
ummmm baggie AND HOSPITAL
ann.marie says:
i knew i shouldn't have filled my glaucoma prescription from the back of a van
